Sure, the Xena reboot wasn't going to have Lucy Lawless involved in any way, shape, or form, but still a Xena: Warrior Princess reboot with an openly gay lead was still a pretty good idea. Wait, Xena wasn't openly gay before? Are you sure? Did you watch the show?
I've never typed in "Hardcore Lycra" on xHamster before, but I'm thinking of throwing it into the mix after seeing reality television sensation Chad JOHNSON (really?) fiddle with his stick under his tight green bodysuit!
If you are not watching HBO's Ballers you really need to stop what you are doing, right now, and go stream the entire first two seasons and as much of the third season as I can. I don't want to hear any excuses, there is nothing you could say that be a valid reason not to see Cody Renee Cameron and Phoenix Skye Fechter topless.
In the new film What Happened to Monday, septuplets are played by the lovely and talented Noomi Rapace. Now, I'm sure there's more to the story, but really how cool would it be to live in a world with multiple Noomi Rapaces? If you ask me, that kind of sounds like a dream come true.
Never mind the fact I'm sitting here trying to figure out how in the world a shower in space would work - that's not really what's important. What is important is the fact Alien: Covenant was nice enough to include a shower scene with the lovely Callie Hernandez. Though she probably should have known that in space, no one can hear you shower.
The total solar eclipse might be rare, but rarer still are the sexy man mooning scenes in movies and television, and I've done my own NASSA research in digging up the Top Five hottest ones!
Matt Wilkas takes on the role of X, so I'm mostly excited to see (and please take notes if you're reading this, Rettenmund, which I can guarantee you're not) Wilkas pound out Steve Grand like he needs religion. And, scene. Not a director, just a dreamer.
I must admit that I was kind of surprised that HBO's Insecure actually had an episode with a threesome. Most of the time when comedies have threesomes they are often comical, you don't really see anything, and most of all, they're not really all that sexy. This time around, it's one hell of an awesome scene.
It was no shock to when we all learned that GLOW would make a return to Netflix for a second season. I mean, did you see the show? Did you see Alison Brie get topless? How in the world would that show have not been renewed? The only question really remaining is: Who will get nude in season two?
The international celebrities of Big Brother have been dazzling and delighting us with dick flops, dick slips, and most importantly, night vision dick grabs for almost two decades, and Big Brother 19's Mark Jansen is here to carry on the proud tradition!
Once again I find myself wondering why in the world I'm staring at Jessica Biel in her bra during a sex scene - even though I know the answer is because The Sinner is on USA and not a cable or streaming service. Seriously, people, if you're going to have Jessica Biel in a sex scene, let's move that bad boy to somewhere we can truly enjoy it.
While the world (re: me) was waiting to see if Jaime Lannister would whip out his peen to bring his sister to fits of ecstasy on Game of Thones this weekend, another HBO series, Room 104, was bringing the dong in a major way...
I recently binge watched the entire first season of the HBO comedy Insecure after I was told it's like the black version of Broad City, except you're rooting for the main characters. I was told correctly!
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