Since NONE of my fav Insta sluts have come out with whore-y Halloween costumes worth posting about, yet, I thought I was going to have to dig a little deep to find something to tickle my taint today. And while I'd say normally Mark Duplass leaves my taint at about a three - even though he's no stranger to going nude - this new very very full frontal scene from Creep 2 is doing things for me down there!
Jenevieve is a bad, bad witch....
Cott plays the nuclear Riverdale homo Kevin Keller, and while he worked his way through butch footballer Moose and a cute ass gang member, the boy's downright insatiable, and on the most recent episode, gets into some wooded grinding with cutie Chris Carson. Keller was feeling so juicy that he ventured out into the gay trolling zone even though a killer is on the lose, but the gamble obviously paid off, because there's really nothing like moonlit tank top titty bumping!
Slow claps for Ryan Murphy. The American Horror Story mastermind has basically turned his life into the Casting Couch, and on last night's episode of AHS: Cult, he paired his longtime muse Evan Peters' dick with newbie Colton Haynes' butthole for a pretty damn intense gay fuck scene! Can you even imagine being able to ring up anyone in Hollywood and have them gay bang on camera while your spank bank explodes off-screen?
You've probably already guessed what SMILF stands for, but in case you're still wondering, it's "Single Mom I'd Like To Fuck" and it's also the title of a pretty great new series on Showtime featuring some pretty great nudity from the series creator and star Frankie Shaw.
By now we've all watched the first season of the Netflix original series GLOW (2017), perhaps you've even watched it twice and are currently working your way through a third viewing because you just can't get enough of those gorgeous ladies. Or, that could just be me. If you haven't yet dived back in, then perhaps this sexy Alison Brie Instagram post of her and Betty Gilpin will get your ready to rumble.
Daniel Radcliffe is opening wide up for Mr. Oscar in his new movie Jungle, and in one scene, he proves his dedication to cinema by baring ass! I didn't even know Jungle was in existence until I did my daily thirst Googling, so this just proves that when in doubt, all actors should go nude. If he showed dick I might even drag my ass to the theater and see this thing!
I'm not sure what it is about a nurse that is so damn sexy - and one of the best character types in porn. Maybe it's the whole idea that they are there to help you, to make you feel better in any way they can, or maybe it's because Emily Meade is playing one and she's topless on the latest episode of The Deuce (2017).
It's about time someone came out and said it, Maggie Gyllenhaal is goddamn national treasure. Seriously, the amount of nude work she's done is simply amazing and the world is just a better place because of her. And it keeps going, Maggie Gyllenhaal keeps getting topless, and it's still amazing! National treasure people, national freakin' treasure!
Super hot twunk graduate Zander Hodgson gets banged in the chains from behind with his cock and balls barely hidden under his very low-riding pleater panties! Hodgson makes one insanely sexy Instagram model, so it shouldn't be surprising that he dazzles as a cluby bottom getting hardcore fucked.
Wow, television really wasn't dicking around last night! Or.... was it? I've only used that lame joke forty-five thousand times. So we already took a look at the very shirtless and very stacked K.J. Apa from the season two premiere of Riverdale, but I hope you saved up a couple of jizz droplets, because now we're going to check out a shirtless fuck scene on American Horror Story starring the openly sexy menz Billy Eichner and Colton Haynes!
Well, that was awkward. I just had to call the fire department to take care of the raging inferno in my puss puss ignited by this insanely sexy shower scene from K.J. Apa on the premiere episode of Riverdale season two! Pervy CW execs must have been on the set with fluids just gushing out of all their holes as the twenty-year-old Apa stripped down to show off his body ody ody in front of Veronica. "One more time, but with feeling. Like, us feeling you up."
I am always looking for new movies to watch on Netflix - especially since my fallback has become rewatching Zootopia and my feelings towards Nick are reaching increasingly confusing yet exhilarating heights - and it looks like tonight I might just be checking out the dudity-filled Neon Bull (2016)! While... I think about Nick!
Usually around season 3 is when you can tell whether a show is going to have a nice long run, find ways to keep your attention, and make it totally worth your time to tune in from week to week. As much as I hate to admit it, most of the time I find myself tuning out during season 3. Thankfully Outlander (2014-2017) continues to find great ways to keep me tuning in. This time it's a topless Hannah James.
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