One thing I love about overalls, other than those handy front pockets, is that they can be completely and totally unsexy and then turn into the sexiest clothing ever instantly. Seeing some old farmer shoveling cow poo in overalls - not sexy. January Jones creating cleavage in overalls - very sexy.
Until tattoo artists learn how to successfully deal with the nipples, they will always be the first place that my eyes go while looking at a tat attack dude. Food for twat. Anyway, everyone knows that Justin Bieber's mom Pattie Mallette is hot white class, and this afternoon she took to Instagram to send a touching and private message to her son. The attached picture features a shirtless Bieber looking all kinds of adorbs and all kinds of Pigeon Forge airbrushed t-shirt, and I am LYVING for it!
The fact of the matter is I've staring blanking at my computer for a good long while now and that's because of Margot Robbie. It's just one of those time I really do much of anything, think about anything, I just kind of have to sit here and be in awe of Margot Robbie. She really is quite the stunner.
Ah, yes, here we are again my friends. That old, familiar place. That place where you get to see something so beautiful, so awesome, so fantastic that you really can't find the right words other than these: damn, Victoria Beckham. Damn. So if you want, feel free to say them with me. Damn, Victoria Beckham. Damn.
Harvey proved long ago that he's the whole package!
There are few in this world who look better in a bikini than Kate Upton. One could argue that a bikini is Kate Upton's true skin, what she was meant to wear for the rest of her life, and that all others should bow before the beauty that is Kate Upton in a bikini. While I would never attempt to disagree or disprove anyone, Kate Upton in lingerie is pretty damn fantastic. Might even be sexier than Kate Upton in a bikini.
Look, I'm not telling anyone how to do their job, but if you're are going to feature Dakota Johnson on the cover of your magazine with the word "NAKED" in all caps under her, she better be nude in the pages. Not almost nude or close to nude or nude, but hiding behind strategically placed objects; she should be completely nude, period, end of sentence.
Listen friends, I'm here to tell you that whatever ills might have befallen you, whatever troubles you might be facing, what dangers are around the next corner, you need not be afraid. That's right. As long as you have Nina Dobrev in a bikini, all will be right in the world!
Friends don't let friends get too hairy...
I'm not just saying that Emily Ratajkowski nude is a work of art just because she's doing a fantastic imitation of Botticelli's famous The Birth of Venus painting - I'm saying it because Emily Ratajkowski has to have been sculpted by the world's greatest artists and then brought life by some magic spell. Honestly, that's the only way possible for someone this hot to roaming around our little blue dot.
A nerd is defined as someone who is unstylish, probably unattractive, and/or socially inept most of the time. A nerd is someone who would rather spend their time with their nose in a book or their eyes glued to a computer game. While that might be true, nerds also tend to be pretty smart, and believe it or not, pretty day sexy. In honor of World Nerd Day (January 9th), let's get out the graphic calculators and count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrity Nerds.
Gander Noah's hot pic and imagine globbing up that delish chest fuzz! Or whatever floats your dick.
We all have certain ways of doing things. Whether you think about it or not, we all walk a certain way, talk a certain way, do dishes, rake the yard, swim, run, bike, and so on in a way that truly our own. For Demi Lovato she has a certain way of catching some rays. That way, sexy. Very, very, very sexy.
Beefy Boselli is back and showing us how it's done.
We all know that the proof is in the pudding. And while none of us probably know where or how that saying came out, we all know what it means. So, when I say that Jessica Biel's workout are really doing wonders for her body, the proof is in the pudding... or in the case the proof is in the hotness of Jessica Biel's ass.
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