There are times when we don't want to beat around the bush. We need to cut through the red tape and right to the point, no messing around. Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes know what I'm talking about. They just right to showing off their awesome thong tanlines without wasting any of our time.
You ever have one of those moments when you're not sure if you're dreaming or you're awake? I'm kind of having one of those moments right now because typically when I see Elizabeth Hurley dancing on a beach in a bikini I'm asleep and having one of my all time favorite dreams.
Doesn't matter if you're having the single greatest day in all of human history or one of those days when you can't even find a reason to get out of your bed, you need a nude Erika Albonetti. Happy, sad, upset, angry, completely neutral, you need a nude Erika Albonetti. Yep, a nude Erika Albonetti is one of those things everyone needs.
While I have never understood the point of sheer anything (why would you attempt to cover something with something that is see-through?) I will say that Brittney Doull in a sheer top is pretty darn delightful. And I think one of the reasons why it's so damn delightful is that she's not trying to cover up anything.
You ever stop to think about the fact that as we get older we stop playing pretend? We never use a towel as a cape anymore, never roller skate in the house imagining we're at a disco, and we never fill the bathtub with a bit of water while showering and act like we're on a submarine that's been hit. The days of pretending are long gone, but after seeing Paige Marie Evans in all kinds of outfits, you might want to start up again.
Whenever you go someplace, like the beach, where you know the sun is going be shining down on you, it's always important to bring something to cover your face. Nothing worse than the bright sun in your eyes. If you can't see, you might miss a topless Lea Gargiulo wearing a visor.
Oh, Heidi Klum, why must you do this to us? Why? Why must you drive us so crazy with your fantastic boobs and killer stomach? Why? Why? Well, I think we actually know the answer (because your boobs are amazing and we don't know how we'd survive without them), but still WHY?!?!
We all have something that always makes us happy. No matter our mood or what's going on, there are a few things that bring a smile to our faces. Be it a funny movie, a good friend to talk to, or Doutzen Kroes in bikini, happiness is right around the corner when those magical treats are near. Personally, I'd skip the movie and dump the friend for Doutzen Kroes in a bikini.
In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
So, I feel like I'm supposed to be all clever and witty, but Ariel Winter working out is just hot. And I don't mean "just" as a negative thing, more like it is what we thought it would be, what we hoped it would be, and what we know it is. Ariel Winter working out is just hot.
It's very important one never judge a book by it's cover. Sure, we may judge wine by the label and movies by the actors, but judging books by covers is a no-no. It's really the same with people, but there are certain times when you can go ahead and make a prediction based on sight alone. I mean, Jocelyn Binder is pretty damn hot in lingerie, one can imagine she's pretty hot out of lingerie.
I'm not saying that Stella Maxwell's nipple wouldn't be sexy if was making a special appearance anywhere else, but there is just something extra hot about it being on Instagram. Once again, it's a reminder that it's impossible to say that something as beautiful as Stella Maxwell's nipple is offensive.
Wait, wait, wait... are you telling me that Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev are not only BFFs, but they are in fact such great friends they match bikinis?!? Guess that means that they are SBFFs, Sexy Best Friends Forever. Seriously, we might all be dead because this is a match made in heaven.
You know how sometimes you can tell what kind of year it's going to be in the first few weeks? If you get a promotion at work right off the bat, then you know it's going to be a good year, but if you stub your toe repeatedly on different objects for a week, you know the year is going to suck. I'm starting to wonder if this will be the year of Lady Gaga's ass.
It must be nice to be one of those people who look great in anything. Wear any color, any style, any kind of clothing they want and somehow still look amazing. Yes, that is a bit of jealousy you hear in my voice because I'm not one of those people. I can't be like Clare Richards and just wear anything or nothing and look amazing.
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