The series Future Man debuted on Hulu last night, and while overall reception has been pretty lackluster, I'm getting some reception in my ding dong after seeing two dicks on Josh Hutcherson for the price of one!
First off, get in the spirit of this post by listening to Land Down Under, because this really needs to be an immersive sensory experience. Picture it. You're in the Outback, koalas and spiders as far as the eye can see, when all of a sudden, you spot insanely gorgeous Australian model Brandy Martignago hanging out with his huge fat uncut cock and au naturale bush on full display! I'd cum on that land down under. Rite ladies!
Yes I said "hung" because even though you read Disney School of Sexiness alum Kenton Duty as Stumpy McStumperson after seeing his last round of leaked dick pics, these new ones reveal that he's actually packing a hot thick long dong! you guys also called out Duty for probably leaking his own dick pics in order to achieve the prestige that comes with making it onto the Gay Internet, and ya, I'd say he's definitely releasing these, and that he wouldn't look out of place getting pounded over a four wheeler at Bromo.
Sorry sir, it is illegal to brandish a weapon like that.
Sassy starlet Nick Jonas will always be our Woman of the Year, so it makes sense that last night he headed to the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in New York City, where he looked so highly fuckable that I can't stand it! Jonasty isn't back in full form until he at least goes shirtless - something he hasn't done in forty-five decades - but this hint of chest hair visible over a shiny gay club shirt and Steve Harvey funeral suit is just doing it for me.
Here's the insanely gorgeous owner of a dick pic the fake news previously reported as belonging to Shawn Mendes. I don't know which insanely fuckable toned twink is hotter - Shawn Mendes or this Alex Cohen! Thoughts?
Bastian Yotta is all kinds of nude OMG Blog
Shirtless Max Emerson checks out a hottie's dick Queerty
Some shirtless fame ho and an adorable pup Boy Culture
Gerard Butler dick and ass to celebrate birthday Mr. Man
Rosie O'Donnell claims this diva was a lesbian Banana Guide
Some BelAmi blonde splooge goodness The Banana Blog
Gay porn sneak peek of the week Queer Me Now
Thanks to hair stylist to the stars Sarah Hindsgaul's brand new Instagram video, we now have a sneak peek at how Stranger Things star Dacre Montgomery gets sexed up for his shirtless scenes! Hindsgaul is all about the clavicles and abs while sculpting Dacre's bod, and being the little fame ho that he is - something we witnessed with his Stranger Things audition tape - Dacre just can't stop making sweet love to the camera!
Before seeing this weekend's Murder on the Orient Express, check out star Penélope Cruz's can't-miss nudity in Open Your Eyes (1997)! The new season of The Girlfriend Experience brings even more nude prostitute goodness over on Starz, and finally, you can now own every second of the amazing T&A&Vagina on Westworld thanks to the new 4K Blu-ray release!
James Charles is a social media beauty guru insanely popular among losers like me who watch his videos, and now that he's eighteen and has, as of today, bulged out in his boxer briefs on YouTube, I guess it's time to be gross about it!
Oh you wanted a twist? Daylight Savings Time presents the perfect opportunity to ponder the hottest actors who have appeared nude in movies about time-traveling, and what do you know, you can see them right here! Arnold Schwarzenegger, Hugh Jackman, and Sam Heughan are just a few of the stacked actors in store for you in the video above!
Beach Rats is one of the most buzzed about gay flicks in recent years, and now that we have the nudity, we know that these boys have seriously thrown down the gauntlet for homosexy competitors Armie Hammer and Timothée Chalamet from Call Me By Your Name. Those two baiting love birds are going to have to put on one hell of a peep show they're going to beat the full frontal nudity and even shower ass cleaning from super hottie with a supper bottie Harris Dickinson in Beach Rats! Don't believe me? Ask. The. Fucking. Dishes.
Perfect. Well, almost perfect. Who can spot what's missing?
Earlier this year we picked RuPaul's Drag Race star Milk as the hottest queen out of drag - which isn't necessarily a revelation considering his thirst bucket fans ready for his creamy goodness are probably the only reasons he nabbed an All Stars 3 spot - but I'm starting to regret giving him any endorsement now that he's legit about to take away the crown as most buzzed about drag queen! Noooo. Milk is all over the media now that Madonna has christened him her latest earthly vessel. He portrays her in a commercial for herskincare line MDNA, and yeah, I want my skin to look more like Milk's than Madonna's, so, savvy move.
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