Mitch Palmer's fat cock and balls delight OMG Blog
Duck Dynasty charmer talks hunting with Trumps Instinct
Call Me By Your Name in emojis 'cause it's cute Boy Culture
The shirtless Olympic athletes you need, the website formatting you don't COABT
Comedian takes on whores Banana Guide
Colby Chambers looking cute getting fucked Queer Me Now
So far this year's Games have been 10% Johnny Weir's hair and 90% the outfits worn by the male luge competitors. Their dicks and balls are so freakishly visible that frankly prime time is rivaling Tumblr in providing fap-worthy material, but the acknowledgment of wanting to fit these packages inside your mouth might mean that you're a piece of shit.
Andrew Cunanan? More like Andrew Cum-banana! Rite ladies.
This week Tom Hardy's ass in Taboo is available on Blu-ray, Jamie Dornan hits the big screen (and Dakota Johnson!) in Fifty Shades: Freed, once-nude Party Down cutie Thomas Lennon stars in The 15:17 To Paris, and of course, the sexy cast of Altered Carbon including Joel Kinnaman strip down for Netflix!
Jackson's wild gay sex scene plus plenty of hot male nudity make this movie, or at least these steamy nude peeks, truly can't-miss!
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Fully nude Jonathan Harboe's super hot junk OMG Blog
Gay Iceland travel review will leave you wunderlusty Instinct
Donald Trump had a major hair mishap. Or should I say lack of hair mishap Boy Culture
More assault allegations against Topher DiMaggio Banana Guide
Jamie Dornan talks about his cock bag Mr. Man
Bottoming for huge bareback Bel Ami cock Queer Me Now
The one, the only, the ripped, the fuzzy, the freakishly fuckable Jonasty enjoys the finer manly man things in life including cigars, bourbon, and golfing. But apparently his love for golfing might verge on lust, because the boy is looking suspiciously fluffed out in this new pap pic that I am lyvvvvving for!
File Under: "My type my type my mothergoddamnfucking type!" Goodness my moisture level could only be solved with a dehumidifier at this point, because these new shirtless candids of Robert Pattinson training on the beach in Antigua are seriously everything. Pattinson is thirty-one-years-old these days and is looking better than he ever has before. Glittery and making out with a bewigged cadaver in Twilight or stacked, sweaty, and bulging out on the beach? I mean I think I've made my choice!
We have a LOT of hot dude news to cover today, but fist and fore-moist, we have got to get to the nudity from the new flick My Friend Dahmer! Super cutie and Disney School of Sexiness alum Ross Lynch takes on the role of infamous(... ly sexy!) serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer, and gives us an amazing look at his tight twink bod!
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