Ever since commenter Sean said that our lean mean dick pic-er was "ivy league" chic, it's the only look I want in a man when I'm looking at his penis and balls, and this unidentified model guy fits that damn bill! Brainiac Mad Men hair asshole destroying realness, and I am here. for. it. UGH! Also, dear Jesus, why does everyone weigh twelve pounds besides me?
Have you ever felt guilty for being attracted to a guy who's technically legal but looks like a fetus? Yeah literally me neither. But if I was going to start feeling like a pervert, it would be because of my weird attraction to twink² singing sensation Troye Sivan! The twenty-two-year-old openly gay singer is hot hot hot right now and publically came out as a homo-sex symbol with his music video for My My My!
Oh you wanted a twist? IDK. This week was so chock full of celebrity butts that the folks at Mr. Man decided to dedicate an entire Mr. Man Minute to all the fleshy bouncy grabby squishy goodness! Check out Trent Garrett on Here and Now, Darrell Thorne on High Maintenance, Guy Burnet on Counterpart, and Adrian Bouchet on Strike Back! Throw in deucebag James Franco in the Blu-ray of The Deuce and other hot dudes doing hot dude stuff and there are no butts about it - you should jack off right now!
Just last month we saw Daley's ass pics which were definitely intended for his husband, and now we have this cute tush flash to boot!
There's really a lot to love with the movie, and it's great for anyone who really wants to get to know the rich history behind their fap fodder. And it's an inspiring story of our heritage. But also, fap fodder.
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Can Long's dong do no wrong? What about his anus?
Fake news. Fake news fake news fake news. I don't want to believe that this body is actually humanly obtainable.
We just recently got acquainted with James Purefoy after seeing his long flopping dong on the Netflix porn series Altered Carbon, but it turns out it was hardly the boy's first nude appearance! Purefoy previously bared his cock in Women Talking Dirty (1999) and Rome (2005), and went ass out for Beau Brummell: This Charming Man (2005). He even shared a gay kiss in Bedrooms and Hallways (1998). A true triple threat!
The new type of undies you NEED in your life! Not to mention the bulge that you'd be hard-pressed to fit into your mouths. A measure of success I think we can all agree on.
I think this gift just screams "us." Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
The Olympics might be in full swing, but the Brits DGAF, and are still playing football in the snow to the delight of apparently millions of television viewers. As of last night those viewers tuned in for a faceful of uncensored swinging cock, because one of the Huddersfield team's alternates "accidentally" flashed his junk on national television! Considering that he remains unidentified and therefore hasn't released an official statement about his cock flop, I think that the media is jumping to conclusions pegging this as an accident. He has a long cock and wanted to share it with the world. Simple as that!
Stomach, arms, body hair, thighs, oh my!
Worth it? Worth it.
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